What Does The Spleen Do? The Song

The Spleen Song

“What Does the Spleen Do?”, song created by Harvard Medical School.

 

Lungs go Whoosh

Help you Breathe

Kidneys filter

Make your Pee

Gut Digests

All your Food

And turns it into Poo

The heart fills up

With lots of Blood

Pumps it out like lub dub dub

But there’s one thing

That no-one knows

 

What does the spleen do?

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingerineding

Gering-ding-secret male uterus

What the spleen do?

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow

Magic powers

What the spleen do?

Hate-hatee-hatee-ho

Possibly a backup Tongue

Hate-hatee-hatee-ho

What the spleen do?

Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff

Vestigial Fin

What does the spleen do?

 

Big Blue Veins

Lymphy Nodes

Lots of blood in lots of holes

Kind of shaped like Brazil

And your texture’s such a thrill

Your pulp is red

So Beautiful

Like a kidney in disguise

If you can live

Without your spleen

Can your spleen live without

You-ou-ou-ou-ou?

How could your spleen live without

You-ou-ou-ou-ou?

 

What the spleen do?

Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow

Storage for your extra teeth

What the spleen do?

Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow

Making babies

Fraka-kaka-kaka

Babies babies

What the spleen do?

a-hee-ahee ha-hee

Third Eye

What the spleen do?

Aoo-oo-oo-ooo

What the spleen do?

 

The secret of the Spleen

Ancient Mystery

Somewhere behind the stomach

I know you’re hiding

What is your role?

Will we ever know?

Will always be a mystery

What do you do?

You’re my Guardian Organ

Hiding in the Peritoneum

What do you do?

Will we ever know?

I want to know

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